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Captain Saliva! Captain Saliva!

Rated 2 / 5 stars January 12, 2011

Not much originality had here

The camera and animation were more than fine, good actually. But there were about three jokes and none of them strikingly funny. Slightly amusing, but it lacks any kind of punchline.



Awesome Reach Awesome Reach

Rated 4 / 5 stars October 17, 2010

The saddest part...

Is the fact that this is a pretty accurate summation of the general gaming populous' reaction to Halo: Reach...


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Pleasure Island 3 Pleasure Island 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars August 6, 2010

I'm sorry to say

While you did a great job on animation, I just didn't find it as entertaining as the last two hilariously inane installments of Pleasure Island. I give you credit in your skill and there's not a shadow of a doubt in my mind that you're capable, but this just didn't hit the spot the way the last two did. I literally said to myself in my head "Wait, what?-- Pleasure Island has a coherent storyline that's actually able to follow?!" and sadly, I said that out of disappointed due to the drop dead hilarious flashes that came before. In the end, you've got my respect, but overall it just didn't deliver the in-your-face-before-you-can-catch-you r-breath nonsense that made me love Pleasure Island.


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Sexual-Lobster responds:

that's true, its a different type of story, oh well.

Recent Game Reviews


The Last Stand Union City The Last Stand Union City

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 6, 2011

Exemplary work with flash

It's been years since I've come to NG, played a game, and stayed for an entire two hours. Not to knock other flash artists in the slightest, but this installment of The Last Stand embodies what high-end flash is all about. Tons of content to keep the player interested-- Flash typically suffers from a degree of predictability in it's content, but my, I was impressed. This approach towards flash is nothing short of a model towards which all should strive to achieve, well done. Well. Fucking. Done.



Arm of Revenge Arm of Revenge

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 29, 2011

Definitely one of the finer brawlers on NG

I can't help but to sigh in annoyance when I see people complain about the speed of combat and requirements for new abilities. The combat is only slow if you choose it to be. Once you get the ability to attack enemies while they're knocked down, it's as easy as pressing down+punch>heavy attack to lift them right back up for an air combo. From there on combos are only limited to your character's abilities and imagination. I can't stand to see complaints that are rooted in player error. As for the requirements for new moves, I found no problem with it. The fact that the bosses are difficult gives you a chance to improve on your strategy and acquire upgrades if necessary-- would easier bosses be nice? Sure I guess, but once you've retried a few times and actually understand that the key is timing your guarding (Or better, Just Guarding if you too manage to master the timing) incoming attacks and counter with your own. As far as flash brawlers go, this is easily the best I've played. Endless combo fun that still allows for a bit of thinking besides button mashing, this is what a brawler should be, people. Minor complaints over sound or manageable difficulty don't make a game garbage. Especially surrounding the later, it's nothing more than a matter of learning the game instead of getting frustrated with your own lack of ability to adapt.


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Last Town On Earth Last Town On Earth

Rated 2 / 5 stars January 5, 2011

So I'm fighting a blizzard with a flamethrower...

Awesome...I guess...


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Recent Audio Reviews


Amarilli, Mia Bella Amarilli, Mia Bella

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 5, 2011

It's been years

Since I added this to my favorites. I had all but forgotten it existed, to be honest. So imagine my surprise when I went in to clean up my profile and saw something like this-- favorited from three years ago and still amazed.



HW - But Now You Say HW - But Now You Say

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 12, 2010

I'm confused as to why this would be under dubstep

As it seems to break the rule of "Must have no clear or coherent rhythmic progression or sense of music"



Chaoz Impact-[Anima Mix]- Chaoz Impact-[Anima Mix]-

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 20, 2010

Not bad at all

A good remix of a good song. It felt in many ways the same as the original with only a fuller sound.